P.M.S. is now officially going to stand for Pissed (off) Mommy Syndrome around my house. My husband and kids have learned the early warning signs:
- Mommy's brow is permanently furrowed
- Most sentences start with "Goddamn it...." or "How many times have I told you....?"
- I eat everything in sight that isn't nailed down
- I wake up with a strange urge to have the house thoroughly cleaned, just not by me.....
- Another common sentence involves the words "I'm so f***ing tired of this!"
- Mommy doesn't change out of her pajamas if at all possible
- Don't even THINK about asking to go outside to play!
- Phone conversations are kept to the bare minimum
- Couch surfing is like an Olympic sport that week and human interaction is optional
- Mac and cheese and hot dogs served daily
My poor family!
2 comments:
Pissed (off) Mommy Syndrome...LOVE it, thanks for the morning giggles...I tried that Olympic Sport of Couch Surfing yesterday...but I think its only the mens teams that actually get any sleep doing it? how do they do it? oh ya...cause there isn't anyone walking around them saying "daddy can I?" "daddy will you?" "daddy R you up?"
hah!!! i LOL at #3...that is me lately. my pms is so bad that i am medicated for it. i feel your pain!!!!
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